David letterman
"I have nothing but the highest regard for all the talk show men and women, even Jimmy Fallon."
Letterman will take a break from grooming his fluffy beard for a six episode Netflix series.
'If it has to end, you know, that's alright but if it doesn't have to end that's even better.'
'As I've got to know these gentlemen, they're very generous. As a matter of fact, the entire balcony is full of former Pearl Jam drummers.'
"We didn’t take him seriously. He’d sit down, and I would just start making fun of him. He never had any retort. He was big and doughy, and you could beat him up."
It's hard to know what exactly is so unsettling about this grey cloud that's settled atop Letterman's chin, but the evil is there.
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On the plus side, Angelo's Pizza will finally have a chance to take the spotlight it rightly deserves.
The marquee is being slowly dismantled.
This is like the time your father said he was going out for cigarettes, but then threw your entire bedroom into the trash.