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"O'Reilly made yet another payout to a woman alleging sexual harassment, this one for a record $32 million, which is exactly the sort of thing you do when you're innocent."

"[Flynn] resigned last night, not because of a scandal, he just wanted to spend more time with his Russian contacts."

Conan O'Brien's last show in New York City featured an appearance by Tracy Morgan.

"If you vote for Hillary you're a grownup; if you vote for Trump you're a sucker; if you don't vote for anyone, you're an asshole."

Watch as Conan buys bootleg CDs and gets to know people around Harlem.

But maybe Pete Campbell is D.B. Cooper?

If you've ever wanted to see a dog puppet passionately hump a terrified lizard while making small talk, this is the video for you.

"I have noticed that tonight's game represents the largest penis size differential in the history of World Cup sports. Arigato, arigato, arigato."

Triumph went to various bars around Astoria to soak in the "flashmob of horrible BO" and hilariously poop on World Cup fans.

Can we name Staten Island Chuck Warden of the North?