Cargo shorts

A shirtless man jumped onto the train tracks in Brooklyn last night causing delays on the D/N/Q line.
C'mon NYC, if we're going to heat up the least we can do is shoot for a balmy average of 65°, mmkay?
How was a purple-gloved, cargo-shorts wearing burglar able to rob the same apartment twice this summer? Using the key, which he still had after showing the apartment when he worked for a real estate company.
The man stole the tenant's iPad, wallet, and watch, presumably after watching the movie Ocean's Thirteen and heading to REI to buy the most expensive pair of stealin' gloves.
Cargo shorts and all over shorts are banned!
What does everybody have against cargo shorts anyway? An investigative report.
The above photo was part of a series of LIFE magazine
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