Break in

The bottomless bandit disturbed nothing during the home invasion, except the couple who had the pleasure of watching the crime unfold while on vacation.

The ex, however, denies she was breaking the law.

Thanksgiving this was not.

"The officers told me they had to shoot him,'' his girlfriend said. "They kept calling him the shooter. The officer said, 'I'm sorry. It was one of us. But he wouldn't put the gun down.'"

During his week long stay at the East Flatbush apartment, Todman raided the refrigerator for food, got stoned, slept in King's bed, and even hooked up an Xbox to play video games.

Police say the incident doesn't fit a crime pattern.

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