Brands
"Grab 'em By The Fro-Yo" isn't even a good joke.
If you're annoyed by the Verizon Guy, think about how bad it is for poor Paul Marcarelli, the actor who played him.
Watch as Brands try to make Earth Day all about them.
Yummys are marrying later, freeing up that disposable income for all those Birkin bags going all in towards the media's metrosexual-pushing agenda.
Jay-Z is reportedly selling his small share of the Brooklyn Nets in order to expand his sports agency to represent NBA players. And he doesn't care what you think.
The Water Closet News? Pshaw. Save NY1!