"I've remodeled kitchens and done all kinds of lucrative things just because I had a mustache they stopped and looked at."
Watch the timelapse video to see how Faulkner transforms his facial hair into a Tolkien-esque bouquet of fur.
"Whether you are talking about the Brooklyn hipster or the advertising executive, the look is definitely to have a bit of facial hair," says a man who took the Hippocratic oath.
To add insult to red-nosed injury, the NYPD is reportedly demanding that Lower East Side bars don't serve alcohol to any participants who are wearing a Santa beard.
The event drew a full house of competitors, supportive spectators and plenty of groupies and fetishists.
The event featured plenty of beard stroking, nefarious moustache tweaking, and a woman drinking from a tube protruding from a man's nasal cavity.
A group of Hasidm recently decided to make bearded lemonade out of bearded lemons, by starting a charm offensive on Brooklyn hipsters with a “Unite the Beards” video.
Raising kids in Brooklyn is supposed to be precious but this precious?
Do you have what it takes to win the Gotham City Beard Alliance's Beard-Off?
The Boy Scouts have a new, strangely mesmerizing ad campaign featuring little boys with long scraggily beards.
Lego on the Radio! Come April 3rd, there will be a
Possibly in honor of the cold weather today, the Post takes
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