"This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it happen for free, because I need to liquidate 75,000 balls in Lower Manhattan ASAP," the seller explains.
Two out of four balls have been successfully transplanted onto the East River crossway.
"They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth."
Far be it from us to alarm anyone with a sensationalist headline, but testicle-devouring fish was found swimming in NJ, just 15 miles outside of NYC.
Police say that the armed muggers who didn't "have the balls" to shoot a Soho woman during a robbery last week have been linked to at least seven other robberies.
A Soho resident stood up to an armed mugger, telling him to his face that he didn't have the balls to shoot her.
Sometimes your ex sends you poo-covered alimony checks, and sometimes your ex scratches your testicles so hard you bleed.
Co-CEO Nancy Silberkleit allegedly "barged into a meeting and 'pointed to each [attendee] and said, "PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS" and then walked out'" in 2009.
So how does Donald Trump follow-up his heroic triumph at needling
Identity theft is a serious on-going problem for a city that
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