2012 election

This morning the good people at FOX News opened up their fridge, peeked into the back right corner, and found some leftover Bitterness for you to enjoy.

Surely President Obama has nothing better to do.

Will the president side with the American people, or alcohol companies, private prisons, pharmaceutical companies, and police and prison guard lobbies?

"Karl Rove said we should figure out what the deal is."

According to a slew of readers and The Twitter, voting scanners have been jamming or breaking with regularity.

Crank the shiny knob of Democracy until the Freedom bell rings!

If you're registered to vote, here's where you can exercise your civic duty.

"We want everyone to vote & we want to make it as easy as possible."

Don't spend the evening huddled in a nervous ball on your couch, head out to one of these six election returns events to celebrate or weep with like-minded folks.

As a general rule, folks on the West Coast, Hawaii, and Alaska have a bit more time, whereas East Coast voters have a firm deadline of 5 p.m.

"I'm a Republican and I have endorsed Mitt Romney, I support him and I intend to vote for him on Tuesday." Riiiiiiiight.

"It's really important to have the president of the United States acknowledge all the suffering that's going on here in New Jersey and I appreciate it very much."