Mitt & Ann Romney: We're Fine, But America Is Screwed
This morning the good people at FOX News opened up their fridge, peeked into the back right corner, and found some leftover Bitterness for you to enjoy.
Updated: Mar 3, 2013 2:57 PM
Obama & Romney Have A Totally Not Awkward White House Lunch Date Today!
Surely President Obama has nothing better to do.
Updated: Nov 29, 2012 8:56 AM
Two States Legalized Marijuana, Too Bad We Just Reelected Obama
Will the president side with the American people, or alcohol companies, private prisons, pharmaceutical companies, and police and prison guard lobbies?
Updated: Nov 7, 2012 1:40 PM
Watch Karl Rove Force FOX News To Explain How Obama Won Ohio
"Karl Rove said we should figure out what the deal is."
Updated: Nov 7, 2012 12:13 PM
A Scanner DERPly: Reports Of Malfunctioning Voting Scanners Are Piling Up
According to a slew of readers and The Twitter, voting scanners have been jamming or breaking with regularity.
Updated: Nov 6, 2012 12:49 PM
Arts & Entertainment
Too Bad You Can't Travel Back In Time To Use This Sweet 1900 NY State Voting Machine
Crank the shiny knob of Democracy until the Freedom bell rings!
Updated: Nov 6, 2012 2:59 PM
Map: Here's Where You Can Vote
If you're registered to vote, here's where you can exercise your civic duty.
Updated: Nov 6, 2012 9:21 AM
Cuomo: Voters Displaced By Sandy May Vote Anywhere
"We want everyone to vote & we want to make it as easy as possible."
Updated: Nov 5, 2012 5:48 PM
Arts & Entertainment
Top 6 Spots To Watch The Election Returns Outside Of Your Apartment
Don't spend the evening huddled in a nervous ball on your couch, head out to one of these six election returns events to celebrate or weep with like-minded folks.
Updated: Nov 5, 2012 3:56 PM
NYC Absentee Voters: Get To The Post Office By 5 PM!
As a general rule, folks on the West Coast, Hawaii, and Alaska have a bit more time, whereas East Coast voters have a firm deadline of 5 p.m.
Updated: Nov 5, 2012 2:25 PM
"Let NJ Drown!": Dumb Tweets From People Furious With Christie For Praising President
"I'm a Republican and I have endorsed Mitt Romney, I support him and I intend to vote for him on Tuesday." Riiiiiiiight.
Updated: Nov 5, 2012 12:19 PM
Obama & Christie Tour Sandy's Damage In NJ, Kindle Leadership Bromance
"It's really important to have the president of the United States acknowledge all the suffering that's going on here in New Jersey and I appreciate it very much."
Updated: Oct 31, 2012 6:09 PM
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