Gothamist hopes you ate lunch already, because after we saw these photos on Joe's site of subway platform hair at 72nd St, we just about vomited in our mouths. Heck, there might have actually been a little something that came up. Joe estimates that the "slimy, crusty hair" is an accumulation of 3-4 years. Click for a larger, more sickening look at his find.

Mental note, disinfect shoes when we enter our homes. Maybe we can walk around with the little booties that people wear over their shoes in hospitals and surgical masks. Spruce Moose, here we come!