Are you one of the lucky tens of thousands who are braving the traffic nightmare to see Pope Francis when he comes to New York? If so, please be advised that you won't be able to use an umbrella to shield yourself from the sun and can't have a hard-shell cooler for your drinks as you wait. And if you don't go anywhere without your selfie stick, even when at the 9/11 Memorial and Museum, you're out of luck. Here's a list of all the items that the Secret Service has banned from all papal events. And, as mentioned previously, ditch your drones for 40 hours, okay?

Aerosols
Ammunition
Animals other than service/guide dogs
Backpacks exceeding size restrictions ((18" x 13" x 7")
Signs exceeding size restrictions (5' x 3' x 1/4")
Signs cannot be made of anything except cardboard, poster board or cloth

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Balloons
Bicycles
Hard sided coolers (soft side thermal coolers are allowed)
Drones and other unmanned aircraft systems
Explosives
Firearms
Glass, thermal, or metal containers
Laser pointers
Mace/pepper spray
Packages
Selfie sticks

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Children, though, are allowed (Getty Images)

Structures
Supports for signs and placards
Toy guns
Umbrellas
Weapons of any kind
Any other item deemed to be a potential hazard

P.S.: The Secret Service says, "Surrendered items will not be returned, or available for pick-up." So really—don't bring anything, except for maybe some toilet paper hidden inside a ziplock bag in your mouth, because that's probably banned too.

This is the Pope's whirlwind schedule in NYC:

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24

(WASHINGTON, DC, NEW YORK CITY)
9:20 a.m. Address to Joint Meeting of the United States Congress
11:15 a.m. Visit to St. Patrick in the City and Catholic Charities of the Archdiocese of Washington
4:00 p.m. Depart from Joint Base Andrews
5:00 p.m. Arrival at John F. Kennedy International Airport
6:45 p.m. Evening Prayer (Vespers) at St. Patrick's Cathedral

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 (NEW YORK CITY)
8:30 a.m. Visit to the United Nations and Address to the United Nations General Assembly
11:30 a.m. Multi-religious service at 9/11 Memorial and Museum, World Trade Center
4:00 p.m. Visit to Our Lady Queen of Angels School, East Harlem
5:00 p.m. Procession through Central Park (time approximate)
6:00 p.m. Mass at Madison Square Garden

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 (NEW YORK CITY, PHILADELPHIA)
8:40 a.m. Departure from John F. Kennedy International Airport
9:30 a.m. Arrival at Atlantic Aviation, Philadelphia
10:30 a.m. Mass at Cathedral Basilica of Sts. Peter and Paul, Philadelphia
4:45 p.m. Visit to Independence Mall
7:30 p.m. Visit to the Festival of Families Benjamin Franklin Parkway

Even if you have a ticket, the Secret Service warns attendees to all events will be "subject to a thorough security screening before entering the Papal motorcade route or designated Papal events. Please allow for additional time for these security screenings, as it is expected that lines may be long."