Today, London Mayor Boris Johnson had plans for a dramatic zipline entrance into a park where the 2012 Olympics were being shown. But he got stuck, instantly becoming a meme and GIF. But given that NYC was hoping to have the Olympics this year, can you imagine Mayor Bloomberg putting himself through this?

Of course, Bloomberg did dress as Spider-Mike last year, so maybe he'd be down for some airborne fun. And, hey, ziplines are part of this year's Summer Streets! Maybe he can wear some Warby-Parkers and join in.


Spider-Mike saves the day

And for more Bloomberg-Johnson backstory, Johnson once gave Bloomberg a terrible gift.