An Albany woman high on alcohol, life and maybe a little weed, crashed her Prius into a New Hyde Park firehouse last night while wearing a stolen python around her neck. And what did you do Monday night, nerds?

Sarah Espinosa, 22, was arrested after driving her environmentally responsible car over a median and into a Nissan Maxima before smashing through the fire station's front doors, slamming into two fire trucks, Newsday reports. As startled firefighters extricated Espinosa from the car, they noticed a small ball python—more petite than their other python counterparts—curled around her neck, freshly stolen from a local Petco.

Espinosa was taken to a nearby hospital where she was treated for minor injuries before being released. She has been charged with second-degree reckless endangerment, reckless driving, driving while intoxicated, unlawful possession of marijuana and petit larceny.

The snake was returned to Petco with one hell of a story to tell.