The other day a few Gothamist staffers were discussing their common fear of becoming plagued with an eternal case of the hiccups—a horrifying fate to say the least. But what about a never-ending orgasm? A 44-year-old New Jersey woman, Kim Ramsey, has been blessed/cursed with such an affliction, becoming sexually aroused with every breath she takes (every move she makes, every bond she breaks, and so on).

She recently told The Sun, "Other women wonder how to have an orgasm—I wonder how to stop mine.” Ramsey tried different cures when she began having the constant orgasms, saying, "I even tried sitting on frozen peas." Now she regularly has 100 orgasms a day, which leave her exhausted and often in pain.

Doctors have diagnosed her with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder, which is a rare condition that makes any pelvic movement trigger an orgasm. It's believed this may have developed after a fall down a flight of stairs over ten years ago, which resulted in "a Tarlov cyst on her spine, at the point where a woman's orgasm originates."

For those who are cursed with zero orgasms a day, an Indian pharmaceutical company has released a new cream called "18 Again," which promises "vaginal tightening" that will make you feel "like a virgin" again. Then again, you probably didn't orgasm that time, either. Falling down the stairs, it is!