Earlier today, a couple dozen people and a horde of journalists gathered outside Trump Tower to see Jill Stein speak about the vote recount efforts underway in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. One supporter passed around a list of...er...imaginative "Chants For Free & Fair Elections," and though zero percent of these chants actually happened, it seemed prudent we share these with you.

Behold, and note that some of these are repeated, so this might be more of a ballad than a list of rally cries? Chant at your leisure, and help make a better world possible through the power of positive cringing:

Rigged or hacked, how can anyone know?
Computerized voting has got to go!

Rigged or hacked, how can anyone know?
Computerized voting has got to go!

Were computer counts wrong, exist polls right?
Did we vote down Trump on election night?
North Carolina, Florida, Michigan, P.A.,
Exit polls said Trump lost that day!

Rigged or hacked, how can anyone know?
Computerized voting has got to go!

Private coding no one can see -
No way to run a democracy!

Computer count, NO! Public hand count, YES!
'Cause we CAN'T TRUST Dominion or ES&S!

Who writes the code, who counts the tally?
Proprietary software from a far-right ally.

When other countries' exist polls don't match official counts,
It's official numbers U.S. Department folks denounce.
When the same thing happens in the USA,
They tell voters "Shut up! You have no more say!"

Rigged or hacked, how can anyone know?
Computerized elections have got to go!

Stop insulting the people by adjusting exit polls
to rigged or hacked computers that who-knows-who controls!

Despite Crosscheck, suppression, October surprise,
Did enough show up to win, but for computer lies?

Obama, investigate! Let the people have our say!
Count every vote, then tell us: who won Election Day?

Obama, investigate! Exit polls were right,
'Til riggable computers came to run election night.

To black box voting we say no!
Hand counted paper ballots are the only way to go!

Count votes in public where the people can see!
That's how we'll have a democracy!

Whose vote? Our vote! Whose vote? Our vote?

Trump, YOU said election's rigged -
So le the recount go ahead!

Election's rigged, Trump said it's so
Let us recount, then we'll know!