Today, the Journal News has a headline that sounds like the illustration for a New Yorker cartoon: "No joke: Rabbi, Con Ed worker get stuck in a bucket truck."

Why? Well, the rabbi and Con Ed worker were trying to light an oversized menorah in New Rochelle when the truck malfunctioned. Though the local fire department had to get them down after 20 minutes, they successfully lit the second candle. See, oversized inflatable Santas aren't the only "dangers" of the holiday season!