If you're a fan of the clothing line Married to the MOB, you can thank police brutality. In 2002, founder Leah McSweeney had her face slammed into a subway grate and her teeth knocked out by a police officer, which later earned her $75,000 in a settlement. With the cash she started the fashion line. McSweeney recalls the fateful night to the Post: "The cops were beating up a friend of mine outside the Hammerstein Ballroom at around 4 a.m., I had a bottle in my hand and—though I shouldn't have—I threw it. That's when the cop punched me." Yeah, cops generally don't like when you throw things at them.

On top of the money, McSweeney's fashion line has earned her enough fame to appear on Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker tonight! Unfortunately [SPOILER ALERT!] it didn't go very well. She said, "Patti told me to sit there, smell good, look good and make cupcakes. She might be right, but that isn't me." So she's still single, guys! And if you're nice enough maybe she'll give you a t-shirt.