If the Mets aren't trying to form partnerships with cougar dating websites, then they're probably making small children cry. But it's not like Mets fans are any less embarrassing. Some of them unironically wear jorts—and others careen over the stands while holding beer.

Truly, this is the greatest stumblin' caught on video since Paul Rudd and Andy Samberg conjured up a mini-harmonica playing Paul McCartney.

[h/t Deadspin]