Rancid ambulatory cheesecake slice garnished with a dust bunny Donald Trump is thisclose to securing the Republican presidential nomination, and he's doing nothing to reassure those of us who worry that the ascendance of Supreme Leader Trump will be America's series finale. On Tuesday, Trump formed more stupid words with his mouthhole, this time about encouraging Japan, South Korea, and Saudi Arabia to become nuclear powers. Not good. Last night, funnyman John Oliver gave this the treatment we've all come to depend on during these troubling times.

We won't spoil it for you; just click the clicky thing above to activate your Monday morning comedy relief drip. Below, please to enjoy Oliver's longer segment on Congressional fundraising from last night: