If your ideal commute involves fighting your way through a cyclone of dirt, sand, and street trash to show Mother Nature just how hardcore you are, this morning's for you. The National Weather Service has issued a High Wind Warning for NYC and surrounding areas, with winds currently blowing steadily at 15-30 mph, and gusts of 50-60 mph possible. Watch out for falling cranes, old greasy Papa John's boxes, construction debris, flying squirrels, power lines, toupees, the answer my friends, etc.

Bike commuters who use the Brooklyn Greenway or glorious Flushing Avenue by the Brooklyn Navy Yard can expect to arrive at their destinations with a protective layer of dirt coating their skin and crusting their eyes. It's like being lashed to a stationary bike during a garbage hurricane. In Norway, they call this Hyggeeeeeee: