The above receipt was recently found discarded, like so many greed-driven dreams, in a Wall Street ATM vestibule. Yes, someone on Wall Street just saw their bank account dip under the six figure mark. Maybe the sky really is falling! Or maybe Consumerist is right and the savvy rich lady or gent likely keeps the balance as such "for full FDIC coverage." Either way, that receipt's a real downer.
In other news, Michael Douglas is not Gordon Gekko, nor is he qualified to field your questions about the financial crisis. If that was obvious to you, you're one step ahead of the reporter that asked him, "Are you saying, Gordon, that greed is not good?" Douglas replied, "I'm not saying that. And my name is not Gordon. He's a character I played 20 years ago."