We know way too much about the subway—like the fact that it's a disgusting, unsanitary mass transit system coated in filth, epidermal flakes, and pus—to find it even remotely erotic. But that obviously hasn't stopped some people from banging a gong and getting it on—and that list apparently includes actress Zoe Saldana, who revealed this week that she once had sex in between subway cars!

"The craziest place [I've had sex]—I am a part of the Mile High Club," Saldana said after being asked on "Sway In The Morning" on SiriusXM on Thursday about the craziest places she has had sex. "Okay, this is ghetto, but hey, I'm from Queens, whatever. There is a train from Coney Island all the way back into the city, and in between two train cars. It was super ghetto." Seeing as how people routinely slip and fall into the gap between cars, we're nervous enough just walking between cars—and even if we weren't, we would probably be the people to get caught and hit with a $75 fine.

We assume Saldana must have been taking the D/F/N/Q lines, for any fans who want to feel a little bit closer to her. Just keep in mind she doesn't think any more subway sex is in the cards for her though: "But I'm a lady now," she added after the admission. "I'm a lady." While true, we wouldn't be shocked if Saldana reconsidered at some point, and signed up for a sequel, considering her affinity for such things (see: Star Trek, Avatar, Guardians Of The Galaxy).