Here's a nice change of pace from all the subway pervs and racist ranters: in the videos below, a gentleman who looks like he stumbled out of Margaritaville is invited (and encouraged) to simulate playing the bongos upon the derriere of a young lady on the subway.

Or as the video more bluntly puts it, "Puerto Rican drunk girl lap dance for bum." But regardless, his enthusiasm— his look of gleefulness—is intoxicating. It feels like everyone was really grooving to those butt bongos.