It's not a snake or a shark or a nice chair, it's the mayor of New York City, who sometimes takes the subway, along with his security detail and a pool of sweaty press. Sure, pile in, there's plenty of room! If you've never had the pleasure of experiencing de Blasio & Company's company on the subway, this video does a fine job of conveying what it's like. This being New York, nobody's impressed.

"It's the mayor, like, whatever," one straphanger wearily notes. "I thought it was like Jay Z or something." To which another commuter replies, "What are you trying to say?" And then, fittingly, everyone just starts talking about how Nas is better than Jay Z. For more, this video shows what's like when Jay Z shows up on stage with Nas. Did you know Nas uses a teleprompter?