A very stupid person who was too lazy to switch sides at a Midtown subway station decided instead to cross the subway tracks on foot this week. "I don't give a fuck," the very stupid man says as he jumps down onto the tracks at the Lexington Avenue/59th Street station in the video below. "I don't give a shit," he adds, which is a very stupid attitude to have about one's precious time on earth.

Guy Runs Across Tracks to Get on the Right Platform

C'mon, for $2.75?? 󾍆󾌯󾍆󾌯󾍆󾌯

Posted by New Yorkers on Thursday, September 24, 2015

"How you like that, motherfucker," the very stupid man says after making it to the other side. "Make that go viral, bitch." And now that it has gone mildly viral, his face and the evidence of his stupidity is on display for the whole world to see.

The MTA, of course, were less-than-pleased about the viral part of the equation: "It’s stupid and reckless," MTA spokesman Kevin Ortiz told the Daily News. "Unfortunately, every time a video of this nature is uncovered, the Daily News and other media outlets feel compelled to post it, further glorifying this asinine behavior." Thankfully, I don't think anyone can reasonably say we're glorifying anything about this very stupid person.