That kooky liquid pre-puke Four Loko, which all the kids love to eulogize, will be going away forever as of Dec. 10—but not before this news story gets properly made. The folks at Next Media Animation have cemented Four Loko's place in history, right alongside other relics such as Brett Favre's banana penis, Carl Paladino, and TSA airport rage. In their report on the seductively disgusting concoction, they cover both the exhilarating highs (throwing garbage cans on your friends) and awful lows (waking up next to a gorilla) of the drink.

NMA also notes that once the ban is in place, students will have no choice but to return to "more traditional university past times," such as combining vodka and Red Bulls.