When this flasher woke up this morning, snapped a condom on his dong, threw on a messenger bag and headed into the subway to delight one special lady with the fruit of his loins, he probably wasn't expecting this. HollabackNYC has a video (SFW on mute) of the woman every woman wants to be when confronted by a flasher, calling him out and screaming, "Oh, you're getting fucking arrested. I'm not leaving your side." You almost feel sorry for the flasher, who seems so flabbergasted at the whole thing he can't even form a defense. Almost. The best part has to come from the dude taking the video, who just says, "this shit's going on YouTube, yo." Ha ha.

[HollabackNYC via Jezebel]