On July 4th, Americans across the land celebrate the enduring power of nationalism by blowing stuff up. When professionals do it, it's aired live on national television with musical stylings from Justin Bieber. (Will he blow up, too? Tune in to NBC Sunday night to find out!) But when amateurs set off fireworks, that's grounds for arrest. So to remind everyone about the hazards of playing with fireworks, Suffolk County police channeled their inner Gallagher and released this video of an M80 blowing up a watermelon. How can they possibly top that, you ask? By blowing up a Ford Mustang filled with confiscated fireworks:

Pretty sweet, right? Who's got the M80s, it's party time!