Despite being able to fly, pigeons—NYC's first unwelcome tourists—are quite happy taking alternative modes of transportation. Boats, subways, anything to not have to flap their damn wings, y'know? Apparently, the flying rats will sometimes even hitch a ride on the highway, as this bunch of commuters recently discovered:

Cooing, pooping, quick exits—this little clip has it all. The only thing that could have made it even better was if the flying stowaway had been wearing a Fashion Week accessory. After all, squab can gussy up good!

Meanwhile, we'd like to take this moment to remind you: pigeons never forget a face. So if they try and hitch a ride with you, let 'em.