You might think we're jaded enough to know what "cat fight" means in a subject line when it hits our inbox—and yet, we were mighty relieved that this video was just of two women going at it on the 1 train at 3 a.m. Saturday morning, and not two kitties. While it's not quite as epic as some past subway brawls (can anything compare to a spaghetti spat?), this seems as good a time as any for a plea for sanity: please don't dare anyone to get in your face. They may very well punch you in said face (after they put down their purse, of course).