Conan O'Brien gave the commencement speech to Stuyvesant High School students, and thank God for YouTube. To win over the crowd, he slams grandparents and Bronx Science right out of the gate and later he mentions that he researched Stuyvesant using Wikipedia. Gothamist hopes Stuyvesant Class of 2006 knows how lucky they were, as their commencement speakers are probably down hill from here. And certainly this is better PR for Stuyvesant than cuddle groups on the cover of New York magazine (we think!).

There are a couple videos of the speech on YouTube - the one above is the best angle. Conan's commencement speech to Harvard's Class of 2000 was pretty great, too, and he will be hosting the Emmy Awards later this summer (we found the nominations to be a total snoozefest, except for 24's President and First Lady who tore things up!).