Last month Forbes asked two of the nation's biggest pest exterminators, Orkin and Terminix, to rank the cities with the biggest bed bug problems. Guess who's #1, baby? That's right—as in all things, New York City is the greatest city in the world for the bloodsucking parasites, according to Terminix. (Orkin, an insignificant company we've never heard of whose opinion means nothing, ranked NYC a lousy 7th.) And because no tree falls in the woods these days without making an animated video about it, here is that video:

Other places with bad bedbug problems include Chicago, Detroit, Columbus, Cincinnati, and room 1651 at the Waldorf-Astoria.