A strongman attending one of the Mets-Royals games at Citi Field over the weekend has unintentionally become the Internet's comic relief after sportscasters finally stopped pretending to care about the game and admitted that watching a man try to open a bottle of water is more interesting than our national pastime. In the video below, they give a play-by-play of Mister Gun Show's sad, futile struggle to open a little bottle of agua.

Of course, our desperately thirsty hero isn't wearing any clothing to signify his team allegiance, but judging by his profound experience of frustration, failure, and humiliation, one can only assume he's a Mets fan. [Via Gawker]