McDonald's locations in Hong Kong recently started offering wedding packages: for just $1,282 you can get your dream McWedding party complete with pink balloons, a "cake" stacked from apple pies, and a pair of tiny souvenir crystal M rings. Now Taiwan's Next Media Animation is the latest to "report" on the growing "trend." We don't really have anything to add, except [SPOILER ALERT] the image of an infant Ronald McDonald love child is about as terrifying as we expected. We need to feast our eyes on our favorite mascot to make the nightmares stop.