Manhattan resident Jen Selter, current owner of the internet's most beloved butt, doesn't like to give out too many verbal interviews—she lets her extremely well-documented online presence do the talking for her. But she granted one such interview today, opening up about the reactions to her hard-earned, Long Island butt. And she confirms that old Mark Twain quote: the truest mark of being born with great qualities is to have Rihanna follow you on Instagram.

"I"m recognized wherever I am," she told the Post in an interview earlier this month, explaining that she gets mobbed at her local gym. "I don't really go to public gyms anymore just because it is a whole big scene when I'm there." The person who literally quit her day job to become a full-time real-life Crunch video added, I don't like being watched."

Selter added that she would "really like to spread my brand around the world as far as possible," which—while clearly a nice setup for a gross joke—might be tough to pull off. She may be the queen of Instagram, but she'll have some serious competition if she decides to go national.