Remember when it was revealed that Hillary Clinton left the September 11th memorial due to a mysterious bout of "overheating?" And remember when it was then revealed that Hillary Clinton actually was suffering from a mysterious bout of "pneumonia?" And remember when it was further revealed that Hillary Clinton was actually dead? Wait, could you repeat that last thing...

ABC anchor Joe Torres made the verbal flub during the 6 p.m. news broadcast on Sunday, the same day that Clinton had revealed her pneumonia diagnosis amid much health speculation. Although there was no on-air correction to the mistake either during that broadcast or any subsequent one, ABC did clarify to TruNews, "Torres inadvertently said ‘death’ when he meant to say ‘health.’ It was clear from the context of the story, the reporters’ information and graphics on the screen that Secretary Clinton was alive and recovering."

Seems pretty simple right? A tiny, completely explainable mistake. Certainly not worth any extra investigation or thought.

But where there is Hillary Clinton deathwatch smoke, there is Hillary Clinton deathwatch fire.

Things *may* have escalated from there.

What is Anderson Cooper hiding?

Cue the body double rumors.

And the supermarket tabloid exclusives (somewhere, a lowly photoshop intern deserves a raise).

Thank god for Bill Maher, who put himself out on a limb and took a brave stand for zombie politicians everywhere.

The moral of this story, I think, is that Hillary Clinton is probably dead, and Donald Trump will be our supreme leader until he explodes, taking us all with him.