Remember when it was revealed that Hillary Clinton left the September 11th memorial due to a mysterious bout of "overheating?" And remember when it was then revealed that Hillary Clinton actually was suffering from a mysterious bout of "pneumonia?" And remember when it was further revealed that Hillary Clinton was actually dead? Wait, could you repeat that last thing...
ABC anchor Joe Torres made the verbal flub during the 6 p.m. news broadcast on Sunday, the same day that Clinton had revealed her pneumonia diagnosis amid much health speculation. Although there was no on-air correction to the mistake either during that broadcast or any subsequent one, ABC did clarify to TruNews, "Torres inadvertently said ‘death’ when he meant to say ‘health.’ It was clear from the context of the story, the reporters’ information and graphics on the screen that Secretary Clinton was alive and recovering."
Seems pretty simple right? A tiny, completely explainable mistake. Certainly not worth any extra investigation or thought.
But where there is Hillary Clinton deathwatch smoke, there is Hillary Clinton deathwatch fire.
— potentially nervous (@Pnervous) September 14, 2016
Things *may* have escalated from there.
'Dead', 'Age' Top Online Search Terms... https://t.co/Yw0Ctv3kGq
— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) September 13, 2016
So this popped up a little bit ago
Um... Did I just fall down Alices' rabbit hole, or what?
It vanished aft ~3 min pic.twitter.com/t25SwV8wtA
— Fixer Guy (@Fixer_guy) September 12, 2016
What is Anderson Cooper hiding?
— Beverly Simcic (@BeverlySimcic) September 13, 2016
Cue the body double rumors.
Had a blast today! We were LIVE on Lip Sync Battle! Fight the power! pic.twitter.com/FcYGGeyL54
— Teresa Barnwell (@teresa_barnwell) September 12, 2016
And the supermarket tabloid exclusives (somewhere, a lowly photoshop intern deserves a raise).
JFC y'all pic.twitter.com/eQrPWCpyYT
— Vagina Avenger ™ (@monicaisliberal) September 14, 2016
Thank god for Bill Maher, who put himself out on a limb and took a brave stand for zombie politicians everywhere.
Pneumonia? I'd vote for Dead Hillary in this race. She could be Patient Zero for Bubonic Plague, still better than #TangerineNightmare
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) September 13, 2016
The moral of this story, I think, is that Hillary Clinton is probably dead, and Donald Trump will be our supreme leader until he explodes, taking us all with him.