In case you weren't clear on how Wednesday night's debate between President Obama and Mitt Romney went, well, let Jon Stewart sum it up for you: "Romney won with the sound on, Romney won with the sound off." Also? "Obama lost even though Romney was lying his ass off the entire night."


Oh, and the rage from the Daily Show host didn't stop there. "Motherfucker fired Big Bird! America's favorite non-fried bird!...And the sad truth is Romney could have waterboarded Aladdin, put down Blue, deported Dora the Explorer, and still won walking away!" And if you thought the President seemed a little sleepy when he wasn't taking notes (or maybe sketching?) well, so did Stewart: "this gentleman here appears to be on Ambien and the other gentleman appears to have tried caffeine for the first time in his life."

And that's not all! Stewart didn't stop by piling onto the Romney's "lies, lies, lies, and lies." Oh, no, Jim Lehrer's moderation earned his ire, too. And then there was some more Obama bashing (along with much needed mocking of his campaign's requests of cash) for good measure: