Important political analyst Hank Williams, Jr. appeared on FOX and Friends this morning and was asked about the flagging 2012 GOP field. Looking like an extra in Boogie Nights 2: Truckstop Dreamz, Williams rails about last month's round of golf between President Obama and Speaker of the House John Boehner: "That would be like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu."
He continued: "Obama and Biden? Are you kidding? That's like the Three Stooges!" Watch the cast of FOX and Friends collectively pray for swift, sweet death!
Unfortunately for Hank, ESPN is pulling his Monday Night Football intro from tonight's broadcast. In a statement to CBS reporter Will Brinson, ESPN says:
While Hank Williams, Jr. is not an ESPN employee, we recognize that he is closely linked to our company through the open to Monday Night Football. We are extremely disappointed with his comments, and as a result we have decided to pull the open from tonight’s telecast.
In related news, there is a celebrity handler who needs a job: they're especially adept with glue-on beards and mixing quaaludes into coffee.
