Jet skiing through Hurricane Sandy isn't just for residents of the Garden State. Oh no, we can do that here in New York as well. Just watch this guy as he completely captivates the anchors of WNBC while he jet skis in front of their camera set up at the Battery just before the storm really started to hit. As Shiba Russell puts it, "This guy is really distracting."

Guy in jet ski, we would salute you if what you were doing weren't so dumb. A little while later WNBC spoke briefly with the individual; he identified himself with a Russian accent as something that sounded like Falquinn. An official, he was not.