Further proof that Park Slopers don't know how to react to Sunday's "bloodbath," one drunk girl attempted to stroll through the crime scene. The girl was allegedly escorted up the street by the cops, but returned after realizing she left her friend in the bar. She said, "I figured he's black and they probably won't let him across." Racist, or just obvious?

Police have not made any arrests in connection with the melee, and now it'll probably take even longer with all that drunken yuppie DNA contaminating the scene.