Donald Trump isn't running for president and his NBC show isn't currently on the air, but the man has opinions! And he wants to talk at you about them! Specifically, today he wants to talk at you about what a racially-insensitive racist Jon Stewart is. Racist! Watch and learn, people, this is how you get the Internet's attention.

"How come Jon Stewart gets away with a very very racist rant against Herman Cain?" The self-described least racist attention whore asks us all. And also, "it's not what he said but the way he said it. The tone of his voice, the inflection. Unbelievable! Anybody else, deep deep trouble."

It seems like Trump is talking about Stewart's segment on Cain's sexual harassment problems from last night, but wouldn't this have made more sense back in June when the host's much-maligned impersonation of the presidential hopeful ran? Whatever, The Donald is not amused.