The Yankees lost to the Mariners last night, but at least some poetic justice was doled out. In the top of the 5th inning, Mariner Rob Johnson hit a ground rule double that bounced into the right field seats, right into a Yankees Stadium patron too distracted by his cell phone to notice the ball about to careen into his face.

The only way this video could be funnier would be if the ball hit him in the groin: