After last week's exciting 2-2 draw against Slovenia, the U.S. men's soccer team has a chance to move into the World Cup's round of sixteen with today's match against Algeria. With its 1-1 draw with England in its opening match, Team U.S.A. can advance with a win, but there are some other complicated scenarios, detailed here, for how they can continue on or be kicked out.

The match begins at 9:30 a.m. If you're not going to be at a bar watching the game with other fans or have a TV handy, you can watch the match, streaming, on ESPN3. (And if you want to come to DUMBO, the BID is showing it on a giant screen in the Manhattan Bridge Archway.) Until then, let's have a laugh at France's ignominious exit.