Happy Monday, please don't shatter a hip. The National Weather Service issued a warning about black ice earlier this morning—it's freezing out, by the way, with mercilessly lacerating winds that make you feel a hardcore New Yorker who has no regrets about turning down that timeshare in Maui. Days like this give you chance to show off your deep reservoir of true grit; just wear your spiked cleats and take it slow, because there are some some seriously treacherous patches of ice lying in wait.

High temperatures today are not expected to rise above 30, but on the plus side it's sunny, and not expected to snow again until... tomorrow. And if you think this post was secretly just an excuse to kick the week off with a little AC/DC, well, yeah: