At least one person took Donald Trump's late-night advice to "check out sex tape and past," but instead of finding the rumored (i.e., nonexistent) Alicia Machado porn, Buzzfeed dug up a softcore Playboy flick from the early aughts featuring none other than the Donald himself.

The film, Playboy Video Centerfold: Bernaola Twins, was obtained from Buffalo-based adult film store Cinema Cornucopia. To be fair, Trump doesn't have a starring role, presumably since he is neither of the Bernaola twins. He only appears for a moment, in bonus footage of scenes from the national search for the 2000 Playmate of the Year.

Fortunately, Trump remains fully clothed and refrains from doing anything that could even be remotely interpreted as sexy: in his brief appearance, he christens a Playboy-branded limo with a bottle of champagne while surrounded by Playmates and reporters. He only has one line: "Beauty is beauty, and let's see what happens with New York."


According to Buzzfeed, other scenes from the film include fully-nude women dancing naked, rubbing honey on themselves, taking a bath, and dressing in costumes.

Honestly, a presidential candidate starring in a sex tape shouldn't be a big deal (it's 2016, get with the times). Provided that President Trump doesn't cause the apocalypse, his fellow sexy-movie-maker Kim Kardashian will probably be FLOTUS by 2020 at the earliest.

But given Trump's troubling (to put it lightly) history with women—and his recent assertion that Alicia Machado shouldn't be held up as a "paragon of virtue" because of her "disgusting" (and, again, nonexistent) sex tape—this is yet another example of Trump hypocrisy that has occurred so often that the world is almost numb to it.

"There's been a lot of talk about sex tapes today, and in a strange turn of events only one film has emerged today and its star is Donald Trump," Clinton spokesman Nick Merrill told campaign reporters.

At least Trump got an IMDB credit out of it.