Here's something you don't hear about too much these days, but the future is barreling toward us: a tourist and his Brooklyn friend were robbed at gunpoint in Central Park last night. Four days and counting, people.

According to police, the 24- and 25-year-olds were on West 64th Street near West Drive when they were approached by two men around 12:30 a.m. Saturday morning. “Don’t move, don’t make noise or I’ll kill you,” one of the suspects said as he pulled out a gun, the Post reports. “What you got? Don’t move, give me your money,” a second suspect asked.

Altogether, a leather briefcase, cell phone, debit and credit cards, a passport and $113 cash were stolen from the two men. No arrests have been made, and police say the investigation is ongoing.