A party boat carrying a bunch of teenagers had to make an emergency stop at Randall's Island last night, not because they group had run out of Boone's Farm, but because three "intoxicated teens" needed medical attention. DNAinfo reports that the FDNY received an emergency call from the boat around 7 p.m. No word on whether the teens eventually made it to their original destination, Pleasure Island.

The three teenagers were taken to Harlem Hospital "as a precaution for monitoring but…their conditions were non-life threatening." However, a trusted source in the hospital tells us that two of the teens exhibited "third degree hickeys" and "clammy hands." Luckily for them, they were unable to spend the entire seven minutes in Heaven.