Beach 3rd Street at the beach in Rockaway, Queens just became the scene of a sharkicide. Reports are coming in that three dead sharks have just washed up on shore there. We'll update when we have more information. Earlier this season the Coast Guard issued a shark advisory, specifically warning of great whites in the area. No word yet on what kind of sharks washed up today—let's hope it's just prop marketing for this new insanely bad (yet oh so good) looking movie Sharktopus. UPDATE: We're now told that there were no sharks! Smells like a cover up to us.