God, what I would give to see one of these postcards from the C.I.A. to the homes near its Langley headquarters. They say:
Dear Neighbor,
We started the annual distribution of this "phone card" three years ago. We have appreciated your comments and information, and remain committed to maintaining communication with our surrounding communities.
Regards,
Marie

They include phone numbers, if neighbors have questions...for more, check out Lloyd Grove's column.