Bill de Blasio has been mayor for negative three days, and already he's enacting his radical pinko-commie agenda with ruthless efficiency. A delivery truck driver accidentally backed into a $300,000 Ferrari FF on Columbus Avenue near West 69th Street in Manhattan on Halloween eve, crushing an emblem of prosperity. No word yet on whether this "accident" was caused by the increased supervision of stop-and-frisk tactics.

According to NBC, the driver of the Baldor Foods, Inc. truck told bystanders he “didn’t see nothing” as he put the truck in reverse. After the incident, a traffic cop added insult to injury by placing a summons for double parking under the windshield of the crushed Ferrari. If ever NYC needed a hero to step up and defend the disenfranchised enfranchised, now would be the time.