The best part about being a crazy dictator is the stories you get to run about yourself in the state-run press: BBC: Iraqis defiant but resigned to war- The headline in al-Thawra read: "The valiant leader maintains that Iraq doesn't have any weapons of mass destruction and challenges anyone to prove the contrary." Doesn't "the valiant leader" sound like something out of the Movementarian episode of the Simpsons? ([Jen]: Take a quiz on that Joy of Sect episode) It's also like something out of Jeff Foxworthy- you might be a dictator if...